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GoDaddy Scumbaggery

Many moons ago, I registered a domain at GoDaddy. I knew how to navigate their shit-tastic UI from my client work, and they were at least marginally less reprehensible back then. Since I planned to use the domain for a while, I stored my credit card information and turned on auto-renewal.

Times change. I no longer need the domain, and GoDaddy sucks. A few months ago, they started sending me auto-renewal reminders and warning me that the credit card on file had expired. I knew that, and I didn’t care about the domain, so I just ignored the e-mails figuring that the charge would fail and the domain would be released. I’m nothing if not passive-aggressive.

Today, while unsubscribing from unwanted e-blasts collected in my spam folder, I saw a notice for a successful auto-renewal of that domain. I never updated my card’s expiration date at GoDaddy. I thought they might have been lying or joking, but the charge showed up on my account. Shocking, no?

I have to assume that they guessed the new expiration date of my card. It seems like my expiration dates advance three years at a time, so maybe that’s the first thing they try with expired cards. I don’t know if this is generally accepted practice, but it disgusted me.

My time is worth more than the $12 charge, so I’m not going to dispute it. I did release the domain and remove my payment information, and if I could figure out how, I’d cancel my account altogether.

Fuck those guys.